Birthday Quotes - Page 32

• My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Aunt

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• Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year

  Mary Baker Eddy

  Cheer, Years, Giving

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• Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  Dorothy Parker

  Age, May, Aging

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• I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

  Dave Attell

  Daughter, Party, Thinking

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• In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

  Artie Lange

  Retirement, Party, Names

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• Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

  Franklin P. Adams

  Memories, Ironic, Nostalgia

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• It is folly for an eminent man to think of escaping censure, and a weakness to be affected with it. All the illustrious persons of antiquity, and indeed of every age in the world, have passed through this fiery persecution.

  Joseph Addison

  Men, Thinking, Escaping

  Joseph Addison, Richard Hurd (1811). “The Spectator”, p.234

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• In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew.

  Theodor Adorno

  Being Yourself, Inspire, Individuality

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• Have regular hours for work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant, and prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well. Then youth will be delightful, old age will bring few regrets, and life will become a beautiful success.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Inspirational, Life, Beautiful

  Louisa May Alcott, General Press (2016). “Little Women (Illustrated Edition)”, p.120, GENERAL PRESS

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• Old age is just a record of one's whole life.

  Muhammad Ali

  Age, Records, Aging

  Twitter post from Jan 16, 2011

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• Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam.

  Trey Anastasio

  Age, Jam, World

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• The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball - the further I am rolled the more I gain.

  Susan B. Anthony

  Educational, Positivity, Thoughtful

  "The Life and Work of Susan B. Anthony", Book by Ida Husted Harper, Volume 2, 1898.

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• The age thing really bugs me. Do people have more of a right to not like what I say because I'm 19?

  Fiona Apple

  People, Age, Bugs

  "New Again: Fiona Apple". Interview with Colleen Kelsey and Tracey Pepper, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 28, 2012.

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• Now is the age of anxiety.

  W. H. Auden

  Anxiety, Age, Aging

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• The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age.

  W. H. Auden

  Time, Money, Hymns

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• I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

  Francis Bacon

  Time, Men, Years

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• O life! An age to the miserable, a moment to the happy.

  Francis Bacon

  Life, Age, Miserable

  "The Moral and Historical Works of Lord Bacon: Including His Essays, Apophthegms, Wisdom of the Ancients, New Atlantis, and Life of Henry the Seventh".

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• I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.

  Samantha Barks

  Firsts, Checks, Thirds

  "Next Factor Q&A: 'Les Misérables' Star Samantha Barks". Interview with Kase Wickman, www.mtv.com. December 19, 2012.

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• I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

  Samantha Bee

  Children, Hate, I Realized

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• The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.

  Stevie Nicks

  Guitar, 16th Birthday

  "Stevie Nicks in Her Own Words". Interview with Cynthia McFadden, abcnews.go.com.

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• I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.

  Sue Townsend

  Mother, Children, Two

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• I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.

  Uwe Boll

  Xbox, Home, Games

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• My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

  Victor Cruz

  Mom, Father, My Mom

  "Serby’s Sunday Q&A with Victor Cruz". Interview with Steve Serby, nypost.com. August 22, 2010.

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• My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.

  Vincent Gallo

  Mother, Shopping, People

  "Buffalo boy" by Andrew Smith, www.theguardian.com. September 29, 2001.

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• You, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you.

  Lee Iacocca

  Hundred, Equal, My Friends

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