Boys Quotes - Page 26

• When I was a kid, I did want to be a boy. I didn't like to play with dolls, and most of my friends were kind of sensitive, sissy boys. But as I got older, the mystique of being a girl began to interest me. It was confusing what sexuality was, and the responses of other people, but it didn't make me feel terrified or vulnerable.

  Mary Gaitskill

  Girl, Kids, Play

  Interview with Sheila Heti, believermag.com. February 1, 2009.

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• I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Mother, Lying

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". www.imdb.com. 1983.

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• When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Wall, School

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• A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Baby, Fall

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• Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Father, Humor

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• Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Towels

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• At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Lap

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• Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Daughter, Stupid

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• I had run away from home three times. I had been kicked out of three different schools under different circumstances. I was kicked out of everything that I didn't quit. Kicked out of schools. Kicked out of summer camp, the Boy Scouts, the altar boys, the choir, and something else that I can't think of, that I'm proud of. Anyway, that was my pattern. I just began to invent myself early in life, and went out and did something about it.

  George Carlin

  Summer, Running, School

  Source: mavericksofthemind.com

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• I think a lot of young teenagers try to get esteem from accolades from other people, or boys, and what you learn as you get older is that you have to create that within yourself.

  Fergie

  Teenager, Thinking, People

  "Fergie: The Superstar". Interview with Katie Couric, www.glamour.com. November 1, 2010.

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• My favorite thing about coaching? Teaching. Being around young people, just watching a player grow and develop. You know, a young man comes in with dreams and goals and ambitions and just helping him reach (them). It's like your dad watching you grow up and like me watching my boys grow.

  Tubby Smith

  Dream, Dad, Growing Up

  "Noah's interview with Coach Tubby Smith". Woodbury Interview, www.woodburybulletin.com. July 18, 2007.

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• My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Girl, Humor

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Feb 12, 2013

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• I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Humor, Kids

  "Comedy Central Presents / Mike Birbiglia: 2". www.imdb.com. 2006.

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• Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Rocks

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• The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, School, Humor

  "Fictional character: Vince Noir". "The Mighty Boosh", www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2007.

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• I have the ability to go back to the old days with the boys and remember what it was like playing music. I have that real connection to the feeling of playing music as a young man. I do. I can almost touch it.

  Joel Plaskett

  Real, Men, Feelings

  "There's Something About Joel Plaskett". stickymagazine.com. October 11, 2013.

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• As a boy I dreamed that I could go on a boat with Jean Cousteau. But I was never given the opportunity. I am now giving that opportunity to young people around the world who would like to experience the beauty of nature.

  Mike Horn

  Opportunity, People, Giving

  Source: nicksmithphoto.wordpress.com

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• Talking about success in society, no one can complain, because today everyone can choose what he or she wants. They don't just have to choose between being proletarian or middle-class. Those kinds of things do not exist anymore. Today working class boys can play football and become multimillionaires. On football! There are no longer classes, who say that we are poor, we are suppressed by you etc.

  Odd Nerdrum

  Football, Talking, Class

  Source: sturm-lie.be

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• I think my favorite part about being on the road is that it's like a boys' club.

  Butch Walker

  Thinking, Clubs, My Favorite

  Source: www.bullz-eye.com

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• As a boy I was obsessed with Egypt and Egyptology. I'm convinced it's not that uncommon. A lot of 10 or 12 year old boys become obsessed with Egypt. It's a bit like young girls and horses.

  Bill Henson

  Girl, Horse, Egypt

  "Dreamscapes and Sensory Experience – An Interview with Bill Henson". Interview with Sabine Mirlesse, www.americansuburbx.com. June 15, 2015.

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• Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Funny, Needs, Looks

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• That's all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. "Daddy, I got asthma." "Robitussin." "I got cancer." "Robitussin." "I broke my leg." Daddy poured Robitussin on it. "Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get in there. Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get on down to the bone. The 'tussin ought to straighten out the bone."

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Cancer, Kids

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• Jack Cardiff - the greatest cameraman who ever worked in colour - was a lab boy to start with so he knew Technicolor from the inside out.

  Thelma Schoonmaker

  Labs, Colour, Cardiff

  Source: www.fluxmagazine.com

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• I don't have to many friends, I have 5 or 6 boys in my life that never change no matter what.

  Shwayze

  Matter, Never Change, Many Friends

  Source: www.behindthehype.com

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