Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.
Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?'
It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.
There is so much blood on this chicken-killer's hands, a little more on his business suit won't hurt.
It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet.
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies.
I said, 'Don, what's sustainable about feeding chicken to fish?'
The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way.
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken. It's all these things at once, because, as a taste maker, I find the best of everything.
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.
I remember that at the beginning of the month, the kind of menus my mom and father would prepare for us would have fish, chicken. But at the end of the month - because my father would be waiting for paycheck - the refrigerator would get empty. I remember that without a lot of food left, some of the best meals happened right there.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'.
You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.
If you eat a chicken wing or a chicken tender in some parts of the country, I probably supplied it.
Now there is something about [Tuukka] you probably don’t know and that is he loves chicken wings more than any person I’ve ever met in my life. If he could eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner he would.
My mom's chicken, with rice and gravy was my favorite dish as a kid, and it still is now. That's my favorite meal from her or from anybody. It's a family favorite.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing to complex carbohydrates. So now they will sup on porridge, pasta or rice.
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.
In my opinion, if most urban meat-eaters were to visit an industrial broiler house, to se how the birds are raised, and could see the birds being "harvested" and then being "processed" in a poultry processing plant, they would not be impressed and some, perhaps many of them would swear off eating chicken and perhaps all meat.
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