Coke Quotes - Page 10

• Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

  Scott Adams

  Coffee, Thinking, Doctors

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• There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.

  Mark Zupan

  School, Glasses, Bottles

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• Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

  Gael Monfils

  Want, Sometimes, Drink

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• A relationship book I once read told women to use the word fun whenever possible. The author claimed it had a subliminal aphrodisiac effect on men, who want a relaxed girl attached only to good times - the human equivalent of Diet Coke. This is not me.

  Julie Klausner

  Girl, Fun, Book

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• The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

  George Carlin

  Drug, Too Much, Connections

  "Toledo Window Box". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1974.

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• I don’t like water. I drink Diet Coke. Nor do I smoke, or drink alcohol or even sip a café. I don’t look after myself. I don’t do yoga, Pilates, those things. I hate physical effort, I don’t run anywhere, but I am super-energetic. Make-up? I just black my eyes and that’s it. My hair? I get it cut on set (fashion shoots), I never go to a hairdresser. I’m not sure I’m French. You think I’m not smart enough?

  Emmanuelle Alt

  Running, Fashion, Hate

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• I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

  Jessica Simpson

  People, Want, Diets

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

  John Daly

  Drink, Diets, Smoke

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• We are so limited, you have to use the same word for loving Rosaleen as you do for loving Coke with peanuts. Isn't that a shame we don't have many more ways to say it?

  Sue Monk Kidd

  Use, Way, Peanuts

  Sue Monk Kidd (2003). “The Secret Life of Bees”, p.140, Penguin

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• Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

  Jay Leno

  Dieting, Used, Lemons

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