Cop Quotes - Page 22

• In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.

  Elizabeth Hurley

  Coffee, America, Diners

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you have a problem in mass society, you call the cops. The experts. You no longer have any operative connection with yourself or others, or with a functioning community.

  John Zerzan

  Community, Connections, Experts

  "'We don't know what's going to happen. If we say we're doomed, we are, full stop.' A Q&A with John Zerzan and Zander Sherman". logger.believermag.com. December 4, 2015.

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• I just want to keep the diversity and the options open. In terms of what I'm looking for, I'd like to do a lead action role. Whilst I'm still young and I still have the looks, I want to take the helm and be a renegade cop, or something like that. He's got to have a bit of an edge, but that would be nice.

  Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

  Nice, Diversity, Would Be

  Source: collider.com

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• Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

  George Carlin

  Law, Feelings, Traffic

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• My parenting style could be described as not good cop or bad cop so much as nervous cop. I'm always yelling for somebody to stop because they're about to get hurt. I'm the take a jacket, slow down guy.

  Paul Reiser

  Hurt, Yelling, Guy

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• A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Hands, Helping, Chef

  "Fictional character: Jerry Seinfeld". 'Seinfeld' ('The Pie'), Season 5, Episode 15, February 17, 1994.

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• I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.

  Demetri Martin

  Cutting, Thinking, Dumb

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• I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beach, Children, Parent

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I felt like hip-hop was my music, it was like my outsider music... but then my mom started answering our phone, 'Yo, what's up.' She was hearing me talk to my friends. I was like, 'No, mom, don't cop the hip-hop talk.

  Jenny Lewis

  Mom, Phones, Hip Hop

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• Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid and went home.

  Arj Barker

  Home, Land, Way

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• I learned this one growing up in Texas and, subsequently, living in Los Angeles: always use the 'usted' form when speaking to a Spanish official. Mexican border patrol cops don't like it when you call them 'amigo,' give them a hardy pat on the back, slip a $20 in their pocket. No bueno, it doesn't fly. By the way, those of you not laughing at that obviously took French in high school, and that was a gay choice.

  Iliza Shlesinger

  Growing Up, School, Gay

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• My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

  Dov Davidoff

  Struggle, Would Be, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Apr 24, 2012

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• I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Cutting, Thinking, Guy

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• Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

  Robert De Niro

  Running, Vegas, Car

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• In Crash, you've got a pathological cop who at the end justifies police brutality. He tells the naïve, young cop that you're going to end up the same as him. He's the most sympathetic character in the movie. So, the naïve cop ends up murdering this Black kid and tries to cover up the evidence. It sort of justifies police brutality and the planting of evidence which is what happened in the O.J. Simpson case.

  Ishmael Reed

  Character, Kids, Police

  Source: www.counterpunch.org

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• It is a serious undertaking and yes, we do need more fencing and we do need to use technology, and we do need more border control. And we need to have better cooperation by the way with local law enforcement. There are 800,000 cops on the beat, they ought to be trained to be the eyes and ears for law enforcement for the threat against terror as well as for immigration.

  Jeb Bush

  Eye, Technology, Law

  "5th Republican debate transcript, annotated: Who said what and what it meant". 2016 presidential debate in Las Vegas, Nevada, www.washingtonpost.com. December 15, 2015.

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• Anybody who speeds thinks they can outsmart the cops.

  Ice T

  Thinking, Speed

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• If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my guts.

  Joelle Carter

  Feet, Criminals, Lost

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• I don't care if it's five dead cops, a dead black citizen in Minnesota or in Louisiana, there are people trying to profit from it, politically profit from it. It's undeniable. I think it's cheap and I think it's sick. But they are there. And you and I both know who they are.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Thinking, Sick, People

  Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com

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• You have people that practice law and are lawyers and go to school for eight years, but you can become a cop in six months and don't have to have the same amount of training as a cosmetologist. That's insane. Someone that's holding a curling iron has more education and more training than people that have a gun and are going out on the street to protect us.

  Colin Kaepernick

  School, Gun, Eight

  Source: ninerswire.usatoday.com

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• I'm the furthest thing away from a cop.

  Boyd Holbrook

  Source: gq.com

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• My uncle was a cop, a career cop, on the beat in downtown Chicago. He was my hero when I was growing up.

  Mike Pence

  Uncles, Growing Up, Hero

  Source: www.politico.com

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• [Nikola] Tesla is great! Tesla I actually deal with - I have this thing called the Cop Stopper that deals with Tesla's technology. It's like a Pokémon ball and you push the button.

  Kellan Lutz

  Technology, Buttons, Balls

  Source: www.twilightlexicon.com

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• The thing that I love about The Flash and about superhero shows, in general, is that it's not about having superpowers that makes you a superhero. You don't have to be The Flash and have super speed to do the right thing. You can be a great reporter or you can be a cop, like Joe West, and still fight for the things that matter.

  Candice Patton

  Fighting, Superhero, Matter

  Source: collider.com

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• Yes, it leads people to believe that they have more information than our cops, but then, at some point, before you know it, you're both caught up. Everybody, when they're watching the who-dun-it shows, is making guesses in the first five minutes anyway. We just kind of give them what they want.

  Kristin Lehman

  Believe, Giving, People

  Source: www.realstylenetwork.com

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