Dirty Quotes - Page 15

• I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself, 'Man, you were so honest - can't you have some fun? Can't you do some really down and dirty lying?' But the puritan in me thinks that if I tell a lie, I'll be punished.

  Willem Dafoe

  Fun, Lying, Men

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Sex, Humorous

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• Imagination is a God-given gift; but if it is fed dirt by the eye, it will be dirty. All sin, not least sexual sin, begins with the imagination. Therefore what feeds the imagination is of maximum importance in the pursuit of kingdom righteousness.

  D. A. Carson

  Eye, Sins Not, Imagination

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• My God, what a clumsy olla putrida James Joyce is! Nothing but old fags and cabbage stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness—what old and hard-worked staleness, masquerading as the all-new!

  D. H. Lawrence

  Cabbage, Juice, Insult

  Letter to Aldous and Maria Huxley, 15 August 1928, in H. T. Moore (ed.) 'Collected Letters of D. H. Lawrence' (1962) vol. 2

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• Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it's sexy. My original car was called Kate. But then it got smashed at the opening race in Australia. So we called this one Kate's Dirty Sister because it is more aggressive and faster.

  Sebastian Vettel

  Girl, Sexy, Race

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Sometimes I would ride with my daughter in the car to go make transactions.  A couple of times me, her and my baby mother would be in the car and you know we would kind of be riding dirty.  So like I said, again man, I was very naïve.

  Nelly

  Daughter, Mother, Baby

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• People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex more. If it makes you feel sick, disgusted, ashamed of your own body, then it's not a dirty movie at all. It's a Catholic movie. And I make very Catholic movies.

  Kevin Smith

  Sex, Hate, People

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• We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

  Kevin Smith

  Lows, Steady

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• If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day.

  Banksy

  Sex, Role Models, Roles

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• London, dirty little pool of life

  Behramji Malabari

  Insulting, Littles, London

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• The dirty truth is that the rich are the great cause of poverty.

  Michael Parenti

  Political, Poverty, Causes

  Michael Parenti (1996). “Dirty Truths”, p.21, City Lights Books

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• If God seems to be in no hurry to make the problem of evil go away, maybe we shouldn't be, either. Maybe our compulsion to wash God's hands for him is a service he doesn't appreciate. Maybe - all theodicies and nearly all theologians to the contrary - evil is where we meet God. Maybe he isn't bothered by showing up dirty for his dates with creation. Maybe - just maybe - if we ever solved the problem, we'd have talked ourselves out of a lover.

  Robert Farrar Capon

  Pain, Hands, Appreciate

  Robert Farrar Capon (1967). “The Romance of the Word: One Man's Love Affair with Theology : Three Books”, p.170, Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing

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• There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Love, Funny, Life

  Lewis Grizzard (1989). “Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes”, Ballantine Books

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• If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it, to take their money by force for your own needs, then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.

  Neal Boortz

  Government, Steps, Needs

  Neal Boortz (1998). “The Terrible Truth About Liberals”, p.48, Taylor Trade Publishing

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• It is very discouraging to be in a team with white athletes. On the track you are Tommie Smith, the fastest man in the world, but once you are in the dressing rooms you are nothing more than a dirty Negro.

  Tommie Smith

  Team, Athlete, Men

  "1968: Black athletes make silent protest". news.bbc.co.uk. September 1967.

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• When being is divorced from doing, pious thoughts become an adequate substitute for washing dirty feet.

  Brennan Manning

  Feet, Adequate, Substitutes

  Brennan Manning (2015). “Abba's Child: The Cry of the Heart for Intimate Belonging”, p.124, NavPress

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• Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out. Let us kill them without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination.

  Lucy Parsons

  War, Knives, Waiting

  "What’s Missing From Black History Month" by Jon Hochschartner, theredphoenixapl.org. February 10, 2012.

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• The fabliau, then, is a short story that is a tall story. It combines a burly blurting of dirty words with a reveling in humiliations that are good unclean fun. A popular venture that is keen to paste—épater—everybody (not just the bourgeoisie), it is the art of the single entendre. Highly staged low life, it guffaws at the pious, the prudish, and the priggish. High cockalorum versus high decorum…. The introduction here, like the translator’s note, tells well the story of the comic tales, anonymous for the most part, usually two or three hundred lines long, of which about 160 exist.

  Christopher Ricks

  Art, Fun, Two

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• What I remember the most really was just running wild there. Barefooted, swimming in dirty lakes, selling fruit, picking mango trees, hoping not to get caught because they don't take kindly to thieves in Africa.

  Akon

  Running, Swimming, Lakes

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• We live in a dirty and dangerous world. There are some things the general public does not need to know, and shouldn't. I believe democracy flourishes when the government can take legitimate steps to keep its secrets and when the press can decide whether to print what it knows.

  Katharine Graham

  Believe, World Government, Dangerous World

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• It is possible to be clean in a dirty world.

  Sheri L. Dew

  World, Clean, Dirty World

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• If you want to help sentient beings, you have to get your hands dirty.

  Guo Jun

  Hands, Want, Helping

  Guo Jun (2013). “Essential Chan Buddhism: The Character and Spirit of Chinese Zen”, p.25, Monkfish Book Publishing

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• If I don't run for a few days, I feel like my insides are dirty. The run kind of scrubs my veins and arteries, and then all starts to feel right with the world. I'm not one of those fanatical people that if I miss a run, I go nuts. But when it's something you love, you make sure you have the time to do it.

  Daryn Kagan

  Running, Love You, Nuts

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• When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.

  James Altucher

  Pigs, Mud

  "JAMES ALTUCHER: How To Deal With Crappy People" by James Altucher, www.businessinsider.com. June 16, 2011.

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• Having been challenged by Colonel Pickering, Higgins: You know, it's almost irresistible. She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty.

  Rex Harrison

  Challenges, Lows, Irresistible

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