Dishwashers Quotes

• When you turn from one room to the next, when your animal senses no longer perceive the sounds of the dishwasher, the ticking clock, the smell of a chicken roasting - the kitchen and all its seemingly discrete bits dissolve into nothingness - or into waves of probability.

  Robert Lanza

  Animal, Smell, Kitchen

  "Robert Lanza doesn't seem to be kidding" by Adam Rogers, www.wired.com. March 8, 2007.

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• I go home and don't get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I don't get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I haven't loaded the dishwasher for her.

  Katherine Jenkins

  Home, People, Forever

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles.

  Rachael Ray

  Mom, Home, Garden

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• I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

  Aziz Ansari

  Fun, Tables, Cooks

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

  Clarence Thomas

  Thinking, People, Miracle

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• I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

  Kristanna Loken

  Hate, Dishes, Washing

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• Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not let Daddy touch the microwave" - followed by a comma, "or the stove, or the dishwasher, or the dryer." I'm embarrassed to add any more to that list.

  Thomas S. Monson

  Children, Years, Daddy

  "Abundantly Blessed". Thomas S. Monson's speech at the Sunday Afternoon Session of the 178th Annual General Conference at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Salt Lake City, Utah, www.lds.org. April 2008.

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• I like when my man is worldly, know the finer things in life, is well traveled, and educated. It's important to me that he's able to talk to all types of people, from doctors to dishwashers.

  Kiana Tom

  Men, Things In Life, Doctors

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• Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Important

  "The Omnivore’s Agenda: An Interview with Anthony Bourdain". Interview with Clara Jeffery, www.motherjones.com. November, 2010.

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• Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!

  Masaharu Morimoto

  Believe, Knives, Soul

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• Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

  Joni Mitchell

  Coffee, Profound, Married

  Song: The Last Time I Saw Richard 2

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• My family keeps me pretty grounded. Like if I try anything diva, they're like, 'Oh shut up. Go and do the dishwasher.'

  Rebel Wilson

  Trying, Shut Up, My Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job.

  Kelsey Grammer

  Jobs, Important, Littles

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!

  Li Cunxin

  Wall, Garbage Disposal, Toasters

  Source: tacdc.com.au

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• If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mean, Redneck, Thinking

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• But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten. They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury's, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.

  Alan Bennett

  Men, Play, Two

  Alan Bennett (2007). “Writing Home”, p.570, Picador

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• Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that bothered on Thursday evening when, during the great carbon-saving switch-off, I ran round the house furiously turning on every light, hair dryer, dishwasher and toaster.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Light, Hair, Two

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• The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

  Thom Yorke

  Blood, Water, Brilliant

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• One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up.

  Daniel Handler

  Country, Home, Order

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• Music [is] the third rail of life. You grabbed it to shock yourself out of the dull drag of hours. To feel something. To burn with all the emotions you didn't get to experience in the ordinary run of school, TV, and loading the dishwasher after dinner.

  Joe Hill

  Running, School, Ordinary

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• YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.

  Jenny Lawson

  Safe, Calm, Plates

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• The mass of the rich and the poor are differentiated by their incomes and nothing else,and the average millionaire is only the average dishwasher dressed in a new suit.

  George Orwell

  Average, Income, Suits

  George Orwell (2012). “Down and Out in Paris and London”, p.86, Lulu.com

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• Cooking can be rewarding when it is a choice and no longer the onerous duty of the housewife, and when a dishwasher can lighten the load at the other end of the process.

  Julian Baggini

  Choices, Cooking, Ends

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• I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

  Gabrielle Union

  Chaos, Sheets, Function

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• The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher, the washer-dryer, the freezer.

  Pat Buchanan

  Real, Shopping, Scary

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