The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary
My favorite three words in the English language are: ’I don’t know’, because every time I say them, I learn something new.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
English language is the most universal language in history, way more than the Latin of Julius Caesar. Its the most punderful language because its vocabulary has a certain critical mass that makes a lingo good for punning.
The English language is an arsenal of weapons. If you are going to brandish them without checking to see whether or not they are loaded, you must expect to have them explode in your face from time to time.
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly, I think any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.
Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets — no, they're little gifts, containing meanings!
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
Viewed freely, the English language is the accretion and growth of every dialect, race, and range of time, and is both the free and compacted composition of all.
In the English language there are orphans and widows, but there is no word for the parents who loses a child.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.
The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity; so have some little frocks; but they are both not the kind of thing you can run up in half an hour with a machine.
The English language is rather like a monster accordion, stretchable at the whim of the editor, compressible ad lib.
FEAR is an acronym in the English language for 'False Evidence Appearing Real'.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
High thoughts must have high language.
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions.
Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
The English language is nobody's special property.
The gentleman is generous and treats all men as his equals, especially those whom he feels to be inferior in rank and wealth.
Most Englishmen are convinced that God is an Englishman, probably educated at Eton.
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