Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.
To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!
We (the Chinese) eat food for its texture, the elastic or crisp effect it has on our teeth, as well as for fragrance, flavor and color.
We thought of wine as something as healthy and normal as food and also as a great giver of happiness and well being and delight.
What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?
What wondrous life is this I lead! Ripe apples drop about my head.
What you eat and drink is 50 percent of life.
When evening quickens in the street, comes a pause in the day's occupation that is known as the cocktail hour. It marks the lifeward turn. The heart wakens from coma and its dyspnea ends. Its strengthening pulse is to cross over into campground, to believe that the world has not been altogether lost or, if lost, then not altogether in vain.
When you become a good cook, you become a good craftsman, first. You repeat and repeat and repeat until your hands know how to move without thinking about it.
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
Wine enlivens the human soul.
Wine is a splendid thing in and of itself, but it is nonetheless proper to examine the high nutritional and hygienic values of wine from a scientific point of view. We are convinced that scientists will thus perform a service to mankind, since at the same time they will help determine the measure beyond which its use is a misuse for all creation.
Wine was given us by God, not that we might be drunken, but that we might be sober. It is the best medicine when it has the best moderation to direct it. Wine was given to restore the body's weakness, not to overturn the soul's strength.
Woe to the cook whose sauce has no sting.
You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
I like food, I like stripping vegetables of their skins, I like to have a slim young parsnip under my knife.
Unlike music or poetry or painting, food rouses no response in passionate and emotional youth. Only when the surge of the blood is quieted does gastronomy come into its own with philosophy and theology and the sterner delights of the mind.
I will never eat fish eyeballs, and I do not want to taste anything commonly kept as a house pet, but otherwise I am a cinch to feed.
The best way to eat crabs, as everyone knows, is off newspaper at a large table with a large number of people.
It is always wise to make too much potato salad. Even if you are cooking for two, make enough for five. Potato salad improves with age - that is, if you are lucky enough to have any left over.
It is possible to eat English piecrust, whatever you may think at first. The English eat it, and when they stand up and walk away, they are hardly bent over at all.
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