Funny Food Quotes

• A party without cake is really just a meeting.

  Julia Child

  Party, Food, Cake

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• Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

  Orson Welles

  Country, Food, Lunch Break

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• Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

  Barbra Streisand

  Short Life, Life Is Too Short, Life Is Short

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• The most powerful social media... it is not the internet, it is not Facebook - it is food. This connects all human beings.

  Alex Atala

  Powerful, Food, Media

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• He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

  Jonathan Swift

  Food, Men, Oysters

  1738 Polite Conversation, dialogue 2.

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• Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

  Peter the Great

  Destiny, Lunch, May

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• I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

  Dean Koontz

  Cake, Sweet Tooth, There Is Hope

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• As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

  Buddy Hackett

  Funny, Family, Mothers Day

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• Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

  Mark Twain

  Life, Success, Inspiration

  Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.31, St. Martin's Press

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• There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Thanksgiving, Witty, Humorous

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• Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Past, Chocolate, Vanilla

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• After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

  Oscar Wilde

  Family, Thanksgiving, Food

  1893 Lady Caroline. A Woman of No Importance, act 2.

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• A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.

  Thomas Keller

  Food, Home Cooking, Soul

  Thomas Keller (2016). “The French Laundry Cookbook”, p.2, Artisan Books

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• Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

  Demetri Martin

  Popcorn, Explosions, Results

  Twitter post from Oct 01, 2013

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• I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Birthday, Humor

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• We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Lunch, Together, Have Courage

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• The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

  Jim Gaffigan

  Real, People, Cheese

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Jun 15, 2013

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• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Funny, Life, Witty

  FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 13, 2010

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• Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

  Doug Larson

  Life, Hilarious, Food

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• The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

  Julia Child

  Funny, Food, Vegetables

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• The people who give you their food give you their heart.

  Cesar Chavez

  Food, Heart, Eating Good

  Cesar Chavez (2008). “An Organizer's Tale: Speeches”, p.352, Penguin

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• There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

  Harry S. Truman

  Cake, Sweet Tooth

  Harry S. Truman, Bess Wallace Truman, Robert H. Ferrell (1998). “Dear Bess: The Letters from Harry to Bess Truman, 1910-1959”, p.45, University of Missouri Press

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• Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

  Judith Viorst

  Inspirational, Strength, Food

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• You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.

  Paul Prudhomme

  Food, Eating Good, Cooking

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