The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
My favorite animal is steak.
I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you're going out for one, that isn't the time to scrimp on calories or quality.
Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.
The winter evening settles down
With smell of steaks in passageways.
I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak.
I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic.
Never lick a steak knife.
A steak needs fat to taste great.
Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.
Most bereaved souls crave nourishment more tangible than prayers: they want a steak.
Pasta is my favorite comfort food, but sometimes my body really wants a steak, and I'll have one.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
God is a lonely place without steak.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive.
Throw em a bone and they want a steak.
People love steak all over the United States.
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
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