French Fries Quotes

• Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Sassy, Blood, Water

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• Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

  Grace Helbig

  People, Flavor, Force

  Grace Helbig (2014). “Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up”, p.80, Simon and Schuster

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• Show me a person who doesn't like french fries and we'll swap lies.

  Joan Lunden

  Lying, Show Me, Fries

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• I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

  Denis Leary

  French Love, Stuff, Fries

  "How To Watch: Super Bowl-Viewing Advice From 'Rescue Me' Star Denis Leary" by Denis Leary, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 2, 2013.

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• Even if I'm eating healthy, I let myself indulge with french fries. That's my favorite thing. You only live once!

  Kate Mara

  Healthy, You Only Live Once, Favorites Things

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• I am almost a real girl the entire drive home. I went to a diner. I drank hot chocolate and ate french fries. Talked to a guy for a while. Laughed a couple of times. A little like ice-skating for the first time, wobbly, but I did it.

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Girl, Couple, Real

  Laurie Halse Anderson (2014). “Wintergirls”, p.87, Scholastic UK

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• I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.

  Holly Madison

  Crazy, Goes On, Too Much

  "Holly Madison Unretouched In A Bikini, Talking Weight Gain". Life & Style, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 2, 2011.

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• When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

  Demetri Martin

  Potatoes, Couches, Fries

  Twitter post from Mar 08, 2011

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• The problem is that we let special-occasion food become everyday food. That goes for soda and french fries.

  Michael Pollan

  Everyday, Special, Soda

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• I try to have no absolute nos. I love french fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie. And that's okay.

  Michelle Obama

  Pie, French Love, Trying

  "Michelle Obama's Rules for Staying Healthy and Happy". Interview with Liz Vaccariello, www.prevention.com. November 3, 2011.

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• I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Pockets, Dollars, Bucks

  Laurie Halse Anderson (2011). “Speak”, p.144, Macmillan

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• We're all nothing but unified arrangements of atoms and particles, drifting around, enjoying consciousness every now and then for a second or so before splitting up to become bits and pieces of trees and stars and french fries.

  Alan Dean Foster

  Stars, Tree, Atoms

  Alan Dean Foster (2013). “Glory Lane”, p.37, Hachette UK

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• There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

  Russell Brand

  Differences, Acting, Littles

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• I actually go to the gym much more now than I did when I was on Buffy. I like to stay fit, because that's when I feel really healthy. But I never worked out for any kind of image. People have said to me, 'Do you starve yourself before photo shoots?' And I always say, 'No way.! That's what airbrushing is for. I had french fries last night.'

  Sarah Michelle Gellar

  Night, People, Healthy

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• How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.

  James French

  Bad Ass, Headlines, Fries

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• Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

  Betty White

  Dog, Hot, Vines

  "Betty White Reveals the Secret to Her Longevity" by Dahvi Shira, people.com. August 25, 2012.

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• I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

  Johnny Depp

  Men, Position Of Power, Ecstatic Love

  "Johnny Depp: U.S. is like a stupid puppy". www.cnn.com. September 3, 2003.

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• Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Food, Japan, Average

  Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.126, Vintage

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• I have always been uncomfortable with a series of movies. I hate that word 'franchise' - it always makes me think of French fries. What I felt each time was that we were going for broke, that this was going to be the last in the series. You can't count on anything.

  Sigourney Weaver

  Hate, Thinking, Lasts

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• Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.

  Marion Nestle

  Vegetables, May, Potato Chips

  Marion Nestle (2010). “What to Eat”, p.63, Macmillan

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• One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of “french fries” to “freedoom fries” and “french toast” to “freedom toast”. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.

  Johnny Depp

  Morning, Powerful, Writing

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If the right to vote were expanded to seven year olds … its policies would most definitely reflect the ‘legitimate concerns’ of children to have ‘adequate’ and ‘equal’ access to ‘free’ french fries, lemonade and videos.

  Hans-Hermann Hoppe

  Funny, Children, Rights

  Hans-Hermann Hoppe (2011). “DemocracyThe God That Failed: The Economics and Politics of Monarchy, Democracy, and Natural Order”, p.95, Transaction Publishers

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• Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach.

  Carnie Wilson

  Sick, Might, Stomach

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• The life's work of Walt Disney and Ray Kroc had come full-circle, uniting in perfect synergy. McDonald's began to sell its hamburgers and french fries at Disney's theme parks. The ethos of McDonaldland and of Disneyland, never far apart, have finally become one. Now you can buy a Happy Meal at the Happiest Place on Earth.

  Eric Schlosser

  Mcdonalds, Ethos, Circles

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• I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese - big mistake. Here I am trying to be healthy and I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches and French fries every day, having mad eruptions all over my face.

  Wesley Snipes

  Mistake, College, Here I Am

  "Wesley Snipes: The Wisdom of Wesley". Interview with Lawrence Grobel, movieline.com. August 1, 1998.

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