Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.
There are two kinds of people in the world, observers and non-observers.
The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will not play. Oh, hold up. That was my wish list for Santa Claus.
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.
You don't have to win it, just don't lose it.
Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.
People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?
Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what I heard.
Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record.
Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can?
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