Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
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