For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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