Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.
When the going gets tough, the tough reinvent.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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