To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
I need a coffee to go with my coffee.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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