A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future.
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
The family is a haven in a heartless world.
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.
When you look at your life the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.
The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
This packrat has learned that what the next generation will value most is not what we owned, but the evidence of who we were and the tales of how we loved. In the end, it's the family stories that are worth the storage.
The happiness of the domestic fireside is the first boon of Heaven; and it is well it is so, since it is that which is the lot of the mass of mankind.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
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