Funny Things Quotes - Page 12

• The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

  Kevin Sorbo

  Watches, Television

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.

  Glen Hansard

  Decision, Intellectual, Albums

  "Singer-songwriter Glen Hansard". "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. June 18, 2012.

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• With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

  Young Jeezy

  Rap, People, Ems

  "Young Jeezy Opens Up About Rick Ross Beef" by Nadeska Alexis, www.mtv.com. November 30, 2011.

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• I never say a funny thing intentionally.

  Jayne Meadows

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• If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.

  Todd McFarlane

  Cute, Artist, Superhero

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• The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

  Dave Willis

  Tvs

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• Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another... where their thinking doesn't precede their doing... It's a funny thing, what I really hate yet I have to go through with it, is the preparation.

  Philip Guston

  Hate, Artist, Thinking

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• It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing you did every day, you'll have accomplished a great deal." And that's all I've ever tried to do.

  Ernest Borgnine

  Smile, Mom, Accomplished

  "Ernest Borgnine Passes Away at 95" by Harout Harmanian, movieweb.com. July 8, 2012.

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• Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial.

  Taylor Swift

  Real, Life Is, Right Time

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• I believe in knowing all you can about the music and the people who made the music. I think it's much more important to know some good Miles Davis stories than to know how to play like Miles. I think you'll play better if you know some of the funny things he did than if you know the licks that he played.

  Sonny Sharrock

  Music, Believe, Thinking

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• It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

  Peter Steele

  Religious, Psychopath

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• Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end.

  Billy Collins

  Mean, Departure, Way

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• I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it

  Paul McKenna

  Thinking, People, Weight

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• All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they're so punk because they have a purple mohawk

  Tom DeLonge

  Kids, Thinking, Purple

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• Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny.

  Beth Henley

  Beautiful, Swings, People

  "Expressing "The Misery and Confusion Truthfully": An Interview with Beth Henley". "American Drama" Journal, Vol. 14, No. 1, 2005.

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• A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.

  Pierre Salinger

  Funny, Way, Firsts

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• The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.

  Jeremy Northam

  Love, Peace, Light

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• The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.

  Melanie Chisholm

  Girl, Records, Accomplished

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• I've always been serious that way, trying to evolve to a more conscious state. Funny thing about that,though. You tweak yourself,looking for more love, less lust, more compassion, less jealousy. You keep tweaking, keep adjusting those knobs until you can no longer find the original settings. In some sense,the original settings are exactly what I'm looking for-a return to the easygoing guy i was before my world got complicated, the nice guy who took things as they came and laughed so hard the blues would blow away in the summer wind.

  Bill Withers

  Summer, Nice, Blow

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• The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

  Tommy Chong

  Comedy

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• Habits are funny things. What's funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren't going to get, got them!

  Zig Ziglar

  People, Problem, Habit

  Zig Ziglar (1977). “See You at the Top”

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• Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.

  Will Rogers

  Men, Years, Law

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• Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

  Will Rogers

  Thinking, Politician, Can Do

  Paula Love, Will Rogers (1972). “The Will Rogers book”, Texian Pr

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• If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.

  Guido van Rossum

  Python, Views, Talking

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• I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.

  Eden Ahbez

  Crazy, People, Looks

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