Funny Things Quotes - Page 10

• I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!

  Eminem

  Teacher, School, People

  "Song: 'I'm Shady'". 1999.

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• It's a funny thing about weaknesses....Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one thing, I'm overgenerous.' ... that's what innkeepers are for.

  David Gemmell

  People, Weakness, Wells

  "Legend, Pt 1: Against the Horde". Book by David Gemmell, Ch. 1, 1984.

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• I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though.

  Norah Jones

  Silly, Energy, Lucky

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it.

  Patrick Chan

  Needs

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• Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

  John Kricfalusi

  Kids, Cartoon, Stories

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• Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string; He thinks I'm another sort of funny thing, But he doesn't know I'm fishing - He doesn't know I'm fishing. That's what I'm doing - Fishing.

  A. A. Milne

  Thinking, Lakes, Sea

  A. A. Milne (2011). “Now We Are Six”, p.68, Egmont UK

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• People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.

  Mickey Mantle

  Beautiful, Baseball, Wife

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• While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

  J. R. Moehringer

  Hate, Vegas, Busy

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• The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

  Kevin Sorbo

  Watches, Television

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.

  Glen Hansard

  Decision, Intellectual, Albums

  "Singer-songwriter Glen Hansard". "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. June 18, 2012.

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• With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

  Young Jeezy

  Rap, People, Ems

  "Young Jeezy Opens Up About Rick Ross Beef" by Nadeska Alexis, www.mtv.com. November 30, 2011.

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• I never say a funny thing intentionally.

  Jayne Meadows

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• If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.

  Todd McFarlane

  Cute, Artist, Superhero

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• The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

  Dave Willis

  Tvs

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• Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another... where their thinking doesn't precede their doing... It's a funny thing, what I really hate yet I have to go through with it, is the preparation.

  Philip Guston

  Hate, Artist, Thinking

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• The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.

  Sam Shepard

  Emptiness, Certain, Horrible

  "Sam Shepard opens up". interview with Carole Cadwalladr, www.theguardian.com. March 20, 2010.

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• Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.

  Will Rogers

  Men, Years, Law

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• Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

  Will Rogers

  Thinking, Politician, Can Do

  Paula Love, Will Rogers (1972). “The Will Rogers book”, Texian Pr

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• If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.

  Guido van Rossum

  Python, Views, Talking

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• There are some quite funny things about getting famous and stuff, but I think there comes a point where you have to think to yourself, "Well, am I doing this because I want to go to a party and meet Britney Spears? Or am I doing it because I want to create something that excites me?"

  Jarvis Cocker

  Party, Thinking, Want

  Interview with Scott Plagenhoef, pitchfork.com. April 2, 2007.

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• The funny thing was, you see, that Mike Fink didn't think of himself as a murderer. He thought of life as a contest, and dying was what happened to those who came out second best, but it wasn't the same as murder, it was a fair fight.

  Orson Scott Card

  Fighting, Thinking, Dying

  Orson Scott Card (2009). “Red Prophet: The Tales of Alvin Maker”, p.235, Macmillan

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• Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.

  Lisa Genova

  Perspective, Bending, Stretching

  Lisa Genova (2013). “Love Anthony”, p.46, Simon and Schuster

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• The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.

  Arthur Miller

  World, Salesman, Knows

  Arthur Miller (1998). “Death of a Salesman: Certain Private Conversations in Two Acts and a Requiem”, p.73, Penguin

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• You'd put yourself in a play and get to know the system and learn how to be directed, and then you could be a director. So, I've just always done it. It was always a hobby. The funny thing was that when I started to get paid to do it as a professional job, I lost my hobby. I don't know what to do. I have to take up something else now.

  David Oakes

  Jobs, Play, Directors

  Source: collider.com

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• Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt

  Song, Thinking, Stories

  "Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks HITRECORD ON TV Season 2, Influencing Other Work, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 12, 2015.

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