George Weasley Quotes

• You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

  J. K. Rowling

  Stupid, Humor, Thinking

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• Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

  J. K. Rowling

  Inspiring, Happiness, Happy

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• What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

  J. K. Rowling

  Doors, Funny Harry Potter, Next

  "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". Book by J. K. Rowling, June 21, 2003.

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• Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

  J. K. Rowling

  Mother, Funny Harry Potter, Honestly

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• Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!

  J. K. Rowling

  Together, Wow, Said

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.52, Pottermore

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• So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-" "No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.

  J. K. Rowling

  Expectations, Hermione, Exam

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• What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.

  J. K. Rowling

  Fun, Ideas, Want

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• George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Feelings, Funny Harry Potter

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• Size is no guarantee of power.

  J. K. Rowling

  Guarantees, Size, Weasley

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• We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

  J. K. Rowling

  Toilet Seat, Toilets, Hogwarts

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• Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

  J. K. Rowling

  Owl, Hogwarts, Toilet Seat

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• Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

  J. K. Rowling

  Funny Harry Potter, Troll, Speak

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• Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Funny Harry Potter, Trying

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• Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

  J. K. Rowling

  Humor, Years, Ideas

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• You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

  J. K. Rowling

  Doors, Next, Neighbor

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• Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

  J. K. Rowling

  Stupid, Brain, Gold

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• Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Reflection, Together

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.52, Pottermore

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• I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

  J. K. Rowling

  Believe, Doubt, Trying

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• Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.

  J. K. Rowling

  Summer, Mother, Thinking

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• We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.

  J. K. Rowling

  Pyramids, Mum

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• Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” “What d’you mean?” said Harry. “You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?

  J. K. Rowling

  Mean, Receiving, Bats

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• What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” “Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

  J. K. Rowling

  Voice, Funny Harry Potter, Gone

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.45, Pottermore

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• Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-

  J. K. Rowling

  Boys, Hands, Funny Harry Potter

  "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". Book by J. K. Rowling, July 8, 1999.

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• Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.

  J. K. Rowling

  Secret, Tea, Way

  J. K. Rowling (1999). “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”, Raincoast Books

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• I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

  J. K. Rowling

  Singing, Funny Harry Potter, Showers

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