How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.
The woods are full of long drivers.
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.
Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you master the game.
Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
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