The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
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