I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Swing hard in case you hit it.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
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