I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Golf is the only sport I know of where a player pays for every mistake. A man can muff a serve in tennis, miss a strike in baseball, or throw an incomplete pass in football and still have another chance to square himself. In golf, every swing counts against you.
Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it.
Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.
His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
Swing hard in case you hit it.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
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