You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you're putting well. When you're putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it's going to fall in, not if it's going in.
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
The more you play it the less you know about it.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
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