A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you're putting well. When you're putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it's going to fall in, not if it's going in.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration. He may think he is concentrating hard when he is merely worrying.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
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