One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
I dont like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
The woods are full of long drivers.
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
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