It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
A good golf course is like good music or good anything else; it is not necessarily a course which appeals the first time one plays over it, but one which grows on the player the more frequently he visits it.
Golf course design is exciting.
I get as much fun as the next man from whaling the ball as hard as I can and catching it squarely on the button. But from sad experience I learned not to try this in a round that meant anything.
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
The best exercise for golfers is golfing.
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.
I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.
All other things being equal, greens break to the west.
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
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