Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way he serves as a role model.' And then President Obama stuffed out his cigarette and went golfing at noon on a weekday.
I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
I'm a competitor. No matter what I'm doing, whether I'm golfing, whether I'm playing indoor soccer with my fiancé - he's not going to get by me. I'm going to try to do whatever I can to win.
I know I will have to come to forgiveness and acceptance of what has happened for me to go on and be happy in the future. And I know I will get there eventually. I wish him all the best in the future, as a person and as an athlete ... I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career.
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day so instead I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society and I play golf with all sorts of people.
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.
If you take my entire golfing life, my favorites are the older courses, the more traditional and the more authentic.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Practice puts brains in your muscles.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
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