I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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