I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Swing hard in case you hit it.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
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