We love kitties, gawd bless their little whiskers, and we don't give a damn whether they or we are superior or inferior! They're confounded pretty, and that's all we know and all we need to know!
If privacy ends where hypocrisy begins, Kitty Kelley's steamy expose is a contribution to contemporary history.
I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
Kitty Wells was the first and only Queen of Country Music, no matter what they call the rest of us. She was a great inspiration to me as well as every other female singer in the country music business. In addition to being a wonderful asset to country music, she was a wonderful woman. We will always remember her fondly.
What kind of woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?
The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, Chico says. The cover of his cage is still on, making his tiny clown voice slightly muffled. I feel bad for him under there, just waiting to start his evil little day...Freud walks toward Chico in his slinky fashion, sits under his cage and just stares. We have satanic pets...our pets seem to have made a pact with the devil.
I don't carry a purse when I fly because I have my Hello Kitty carry-on. I'm the biggest adult supporter.
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard to expose my 'kitten cage' full of the poor, sad kitties I was going to snack on?" A raised eyebrow. "Wasn't the cage next to my special 'kitten defurring' tools?" "They were obviously fake." Bas just stared at her.
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