Mail Quotes - Page 27

• If you are going to leave message, you have to be able to give enough value or reason to get your voice mail returned.

  Jeffrey Gitomer

  Voice, Giving, Able

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• When we get at least six hours of daily social time, it increases our wellbeing and minimizes stress and worry. The six hours includes time at work, at home, on the telephone, talking to friends, sending e-mail, and other communication.

  Tom Rath

  Stress, Communication, Home

  Tom Rath, James K. Harter, Jim Harter (2010). “Wellbeing: The Five Essential Elements”, p.39, Simon and Schuster

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• Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Government, Addresses, Conspiracy

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• [Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

  Adam Carolla

  Government, People, Giving

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• The modern day soup line is a check in the mail.

  David I. Rozenberg

  Lines, Soup, Modern

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• People put on their earphones, they lay out their phones, they put - open up their computers, and they convince themselves that they're most productive when they're focused on their e-mail, when, really, they're ignoring the cafeteria, the watercooler, the meetings with colleagues, the times when really the creativity, collaboration happens.

  Judy Woodruff

  Creativity, Phones, People

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• Sometimes people will bring up these odd things that I did a one-off from. Like, I did a 'Knight Rider,' and I'll get an E-mail from a 'Knight Rider' fan who says, 'Look what I did to my car!' And I don't know if you know about this, but there is a sub-cult of 'Knight Rider' fan who trick out their cars to look like KITT. I'm, like, 'Really? Isn't there anything else you can do? Do you make that much money? Because I have projects I'd like to get off the ground, so how about you don't make KITT and you give it to me?'

  Robbie Rist

  Knights, Giving, Car

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• What was fascinating to me, is that she [Hillary Clinton] still cannot answer eloquently, answers about her e-mails, she still can't explains to me why she's not a third term of [Barack] Obama.

  John McCain

  Answers, Clinton, Term

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

  Christopher Buckley

  Herpes

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• Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.

  Bernard Williams

  Advice, Junk, Junk Mail

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• SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.

  Bill Gates

  Ideas, Tools, Wonderful

  "One-on-One with Bill Gates". Interview with Peter Jennings, abcnews.go.com. Feb. 16, 2005.

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• Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted.

  Bill Gates

  Today, Spam, Accounts

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• I never got any kind of mail regarding whatever I did on the show.

  Jamie Farr

  Kind, Shows

  Interview with Peter Anthony Holder, www.peteranthonyholder.com. May 24, 1995.

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• You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

  David Letterman

  Email, Letters, Stranger

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• If I blew my nose the Daily Express and the Daily Mail would say that I am trying to spread germ warfare.

  Ken Livingstone

  Trying, Warfare, Noses

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• I take the fan response very seriously and respond personally to my fan mail.

  Andrew Lincoln

  Fans, Response, Fan Mail

  "Exclusive Interview with The Walking Dead’s Andrew Lincoln". Interview with Jonathan James, dailydead.com. March 12, 2013.

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• I think it's good for the fans, as well, because they get to connect with you directly. You know, in the old days, if I wanted to, like, write to (Steven) Spielberg or Sam Raimi or whatever, I'm not sure I could actually write a fan mail and (I'd) have no idea where to actually send it. Nowadays, you can just, like, follow Ashton (Kutcher who still has among the most followers on Twitter) or, like, friend someone, you know, on Facebook, and you can actually just say, "Hey, I like your stuff."

  James Wan

  I Like You, Writing, Thinking

  Source: collider.com

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• I receive more fan mail from the females.

  Nobuo Uematsu

  Fans, Female, Fan Mail

  Source: www.ign.com

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• I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you something - black folks was never worried about anthrax because, half the time, we don't open our mail no way. We might think that's a bill. We might hold it to the light and go, 'That's a red slip.' If you want to get us with anthrax, put that in a Jay-Z CD. That's how you get us.

  Aries Spears

  Thinking, Cds, White

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• The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

  Bob Saget

  Mother, Years, Car

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• With me being in so many pain from when you have a betrayal from your best friend - who was my husband - and the girl got pregnant, I couldn't even get out of bed. The only thing that saved me was my stand-up. I would get on stage and just talk about stuff, and I made people laugh. A lot of women e-mail me and say, 'How do you smile? How do you laugh at something like this?' That's how I do it. I laugh because that's how I get through pain.

  Sherri Shepherd

  Girl, Pain, Husband

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.

  Wanda Sykes

  Office, Political, One Day

  "Is Washington ready for Wanda?" by Patrick Gavin, www.politico.com. March 20, 2009.

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• Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.

  Bill Engvall

  Sex, War, Pieces

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, 2004.

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• Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

  Terry Pratchett

  Eye, Arrows, Chains

  Terry Pratchett (2008). “Lords And Ladies: (Discworld Novel 14)”, p.284, Random House

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• My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn't offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they wouldn't 'get' most of it. But I get a lot of fan mail from soccer moms saying 'I love having your CD because I can listen to it with my kids in the car.'

  Henry Cho

  Soccer, Mom, Kids

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