Married Quotes - Page 19

• I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.

  George Stigler

  Wife, Chicago, Mack

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• Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well

  Germaine Greer

  Children, War, Love You

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• If I get married one day, or meet the girl I like, I’ll prepare 100m to 150m of candles, or maybe red carpet

  Lee Donghae

  Girl, One Day, Red

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• When I got married in my twenties, I had a happy marriage and happy kids but at some point in time I let it go off the rails I let it go off the rails.

  Stuart Rose

  Kids, Happy Kid, Let It Go

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• I was married to a state of mind and I divorced it

  Black Thought

  Mind, States, Divorced

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• Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

  Kid Rock

  Fun, Gaining Weight, Getting Married

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• I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married.

  Hugh Hefner

  People, Should, Found

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• Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and married your mother, and you fell in love with a beautiful girl and mistakenly murdered her father, and then she went crazy and drowned herself. What would you do? Go back for a masters?

  Art Buchwald

  Beautiful, Girl, Mother

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• The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.

  Adriana Trigiani

  Horse, Your Side, Matter

  Adriana Trigiani (2003). “Lucia, Lucia: A Novel”, p.98, Random House

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• When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married!

  Jennifer Ellison

  Moon, Upset, Found

  "Jennifer Ellison says she wants to have a natural birth" by Jody Thompson, www.mirror.co.uk. December 1, 2009.

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• Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.

  Ariel Gore

  Reason, Walking Out, Researchers

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• Once you get married, women are still implicitly expected to do the majority of the housework and take care of any future children.

  Jessica Valenti

  Children, Majority, Care

  "My big feminist wedding" by Jessica Valenti, www.theguardian.com. April 23, 2009.

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• Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

  Katharine Whitehorn

  Children, Overwhelmed, Producers

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• I'll likely be married to the soldier mob for better and for worse to live and to die.

  Charles XII of Sweden

  Military, Soldier, Dies

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• But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.

  Philip Massinger

  Marriage, Men

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• A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Comedy, Philosopher

  Friedrich Nietzsche, Keith Ansell-Pearson (1994). “Nietzsche: 'On the Genealogy of Morality' and Other Writings”, p.81, Cambridge University Press

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• Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Marriage, Home, Men

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• If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Husband, Women, Laughing

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• I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Believe, People

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• I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

  Bob Hope

  Marriage, Home, Years

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• I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.

  Margaret Cho

  Gay, Thinking, Should Have

  "Margaret Cho: CHO Revolution". Video, June 12, 2004.

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• I think the reason I've been able to keep making music is because I'm not married, I don't have kids.

  Juliana Hatfield

  Kids, Thinking, Able

  "Omnivore: Hatfield’s Quiet Farewell?". Boston Magazine Interview, www.bostonmagazine.com. January 27, 2010.

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• A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

  Robert Breault

  Marriage, Dog, Men

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• Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.

  Quentin Crisp

  Marriage, Swans, Want

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• I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.

  Virginia Cary Hudson

  Marriage, Giving, Mind

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