Married Quotes - Page 15

• I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single

  Paula Danziger

  Unhappy, Happy Marriage, Deals

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• God’s plan for you, whether you’re married, single, or about to be married, unless He gives you the gift of singleness, is to be in a warm, loving marriage relationship, characterized by open communication, a lot of hard work, deep commitment, setting boundaries, and doing it God’s way.

  Chip Ingram

  Communication, Hard Work, Commitment

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• I don't think you're happier if you're thin or beautiful or rich or married. You have to make your own happiness. My heroines do not become beautiful elegant swans, they become confident ducks and get on with life.

  Maeve Binchy

  Beautiful, Thinking, Swans

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• I just want to be married, or just engaged. Basically, I just want a ring. And the tax break.

  Christina Ricci

  Want, Break, Taxes

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• I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause.

  Jacob M. Appel

  Giving, Give Me, Handle

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• I have no plans of getting married so soon

  Amrita Rao

  Plans, Getting Married

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• Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime is among the fine arts.

  Roberta Flack

  Art, Lifetime, Easy

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• I've been married before, but I've never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it's casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic.

  Sinead O'Connor

  Romantic, Dream, Wedding

  "Sinead O'Connor Jets to Las Vegas For a 'Proper Rock 'N' Roll Wedding'". www.hollywoodreporter.com. December 08, 2011.

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• I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.

  Patrick Marber

  Optimistic, Men, Thinking

  "Closer - Patrick Marber Q&A" compiled by Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'

  Tommy Chong

  Brother, Kids, Men

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• I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

  Yakov Smirnoff

  Men, House, Want

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• And as regards Adam and Eve we must maintain that before the fall they were virgins in Paradise: but after they sinned, and were cast out of Paradise, they were immediately married.

  St. Jerome

  Fall, Paradise, Adam

  St. Jerome (2012). “The Sacred Writings of Saint Jerome (Annotated Edition)”, p.744, Jazzybee Verlag

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• I don't believe in marriage. I think at worst it's a hostile political act, a way for small-minded men to keep women in the house and out of the way, wrapped up in the guise of tradition and conservative religious nonsense. At best, it's a happy delusion - these two people who truly love each other and have no idea how truly miserable they're about to make each other. But, but, when two people know that, and they decide with eyes wide open to face each other and get married anyway, then I don't think it's conservative or delusional. I think it's radical and courageous and very romantic.

  Tina Modotti

  Religious, Believe, Eye

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• When a man and woman married, nothing they did together had any shame or immodesty. It was all in the name of God. There was fruitfulness and joy in it, and it followed the Creator's own plan for continuing the human race.

  Naomi Ragen

  Men, Race, Names

  Naomi Ragen (2010). “Jephte's Daughter”, p.73, Macmillan

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• If love is not married to wisdom (or if goodness is not married to truth), it cannot accomplish anything.

  Emanuel Swedenborg

  Love Is, Goodness, Accomplish

  Emanuel Swedenborg, George F. Dole, Gregory R. Johnson, Jonathan S. Rose (2003). “Divine Providence”, p.59, The Swedenborg Foundation

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• How would you ever learn unconditional love if you were married to someone who met all the conditions?

  Paul Washer

  Unconditional Love, Mets, Conditions

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• You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Divorce, Inspire, Taught

  "Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Opens Up About Divorce, Co-Parenting", www.huffingtonpost.com. July 2, 2013.

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• But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?

  Nancy Pelosi

  Obnoxious, Knows, Ifs

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• We should be the natural home for young mothers. But we're not. Because too often we sound like people who think the only good mother is a married mother.

  Francis Maude

  Inspiring, Mothers Day, Home

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• I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.

  Ana Gasteyer

  Friendship, Dog, Men

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• If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.

  Kathie Lee Gifford

  Stupid, Want, Ifs

  Kathie Lee Gifford, Jim Jerome (1993). “I Can't Believe I Said That!”, Pocket

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• It is an act of extreme selfishness for a married couple to refuse to have children when they are able to do so.

  Spencer W. Kimball

  Children, Couple, Selfishness

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• Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

  Mason Cooley

  Rich, Pleasure, Poor

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• I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

  Michael Caine

  Adultery, Respecting Others, Property

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Marriage, Might

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