Married Quotes - Page 9

• Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

  Matt Keough

  Sports, Sleep, Psychology

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• Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

  Garry Shandling

  Marriage, Wife

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• The point is that getting married for lust or money or social status or even love is usually trouble. The point is that marriage is a maze into which we wander - a maze that is best got through with a great companion.

  Robert Fulghum

  Friends, Marriage, Love Is

  Robert Fulghum (2010). “It Was On Fire When I Lay Down On It”, p.149, Ivy Books

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• The highest happiness on earth is marriage. Every man who is happily married is a successful man even if he has failed in everything else.

  William Lyon Phelps

  Happiness, Marriage, Failure

  William Lyon Phelps (2016). “Marriage”, p.7, Read Books Ltd

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• In a husband, there is only a man; in a married woman, there is a man, a father, a mother and a woman.

  Honore de Balzac

  Mother, Husband, Father

  "Analytical Studies".

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• Once a man and woman have married, the only thing they should receive from their parents is advice and counsel, and then only when they ask for it. Parents should not offer opinions or advice without being asked.

  Myles Munroe

  Relationship, Marriage, Men

  Myles Munroe (2005). “The Purpose and Power of Love & Marriage”, p.75, Destiny Image Publishers

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• There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands.

  Steven Moffat

  Husband, Boys, Men

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• I refer to myself as gay, but I’m married to a man.

  Margaret Cho

  Gay, Men

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• A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Dog, People, House

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• Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

  Garry Shandling

  Kids, Single Life, Would Be

  "Interview: Garry Shandling (Over The Hedge)". Interview with Devin Faraci, www.chud.com. May 19, 2006.

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• My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

  Bill Forsyth

  Sister, Two, Englishmen

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• Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

  Charles Dickens

  Funny, Marriage, Learning

  Charles Dickens (1993). “The Pickwick Papers”, p.350, Wordsworth Editions

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• The key to life is your attitude. Whether you're single or married or have kids or don't have kids, it's how you look at your life, what you make of it. It's about making the best of your life wherever you are in life.

  Candace Bushnell

  Inspiring, Attitude, Kids

  "Candace Bushnell On Sex, Money, And Sarah Palin". Interview with Lesley M. M. Blume, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 20, 2008.

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• Even among the married, sexual satisfaction must not be sought in a way which disregards man's character as a person and degrades him to the animal level.

  Francis Arinze

  Character, Animal, Men

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• I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady.

  Ruth Warrick

  Girl, Baby, Baby Girl

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• To be married to a wife who can set type is happiness indeed.

  Walter Tracy

  Wife, Design, Typography

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• Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible.

  A. J. McLean

  Girlfriend, Mean, Fans

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• Social entrepreneurs are married to a vision of, for example, a better way of helping young people grow up or of delivering global healthcare. They simply will not stop because they cannot be happy until their vision becomes the new pattern.

  Bill Drayton

  Growing Up, Health, People

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• Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.

  Jerry Weller

  Marriage, Valentines Day, Couple

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• People high in conscientiousness get better grades in high school and college; they commit fewer crimes; and they stay married longer.

  Paul Tough

  School, College, People

  Paul Tough (2012). “How Children Succeed: Grit, Curiosity, and the Hidden Power of Character”, p.71, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.

  Charlotte Bingham

  Faces, Pity, Embarrassment

  "Lucinda". Book by Charlotte Bingham, 1966.

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• I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children.

  Dominic Chianese

  Beautiful, Girl, Children

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• A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself. He lied about his age and his marital status. He said he was 39 and divorced. He's 46 and married, though being a Republican congressman, I'm guessing he's really 60 and gay.

  Bill Maher

  Gay, Flirting, Age

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• How you feel like a unit, you feel like a team together. There's something about being married that just unites that and just bonds you. I think it does mean something, and it does feel different. Kanye has always treated me like we were that team from day one, but I've seen a change in him as a dad. He's really softened up since he's become a dad.

  Kim Kardashian

  Dad, Team, Mean

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• From my mom and dad, because they're happily married for a long time: Just listen. Listen to him. I'm so independent and driven and stubborn. Just let him talk. It's about not being so stubborn and having to win every argument. My parents set a great example. They love each other and take care of each other so much.

  Erin Andrews

  Mom, Dad, Independent

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