Massage Quotes - Page 6

• The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered.

  Joey Skaggs

  Media, Messages

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• We think work with the brain is more worthy than work with the hands. Nobody who thinks with his hands could ever fall for this.

  E. F. Schumacher

  Fall, Thinking, Hands

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• Whether we think we can or cannot, we are right.

  Henry Ford

  Thinking

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• What people really want is not to make something funny, but to make something amusing - which, in many ways, is the opposite of funny. To amuse someone is to eliminate discomfort and awkwardness, kind of like a massage for the brain, while to be funny is to point out awkwardness and discomfort. Everyone thinks they want funny, but they really want amusement.

  Christian Finnegan

  Thinking, Opposites, People

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• I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

  A. N. Wilson

  Fake People, Teacher, Laptops

  1999 In the Observer, 21Mar.

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• Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

  Janet Evanovich

  Thinking, Devil, Missionary

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• A minimum required standard to obtain a massage license is quite a different matter from a voluntary certification evidencing higher-level skills. Licensing standards should be set at a level sufficient to assure safe practice, but low enough to avoid screening out those individuals who choose to perform basic work

  Bob Benson

  Practice, Skills, Different

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• An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me.

  Padma Lakshmi

  Good Night, Sleep, Oil

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• There are, after all, approaches to be made other than the dependable routes that massage sentimental expectations and provide easy opportunities for emotional identification.

  Peter Greenaway

  Opportunity, Emotional, Expectations

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• Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

  Zach Galifianakis

  Funny, Humor, Finding Yourself

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• The best treatment for feet encased in shoes all day is to go barefoot. One-fifth of the world's population never wears shoes - ever! But when people who usually go barefoot usually wear shoes, their feet begin to suffer. As often as possible, walk barefoot on the beach, in your yard, or at least around the house. Walking in the grass or sand massages your feet, strengthens your muscles and feels very relaxing...If you can cut back on wearing shoes by 30 percent, you will save wear and tear on your feet and extend the life of your shoes.

  Stephanie Tourles

  Beach, Cutting, Journey

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• Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred an accomplice, an attendant lady of respectable appearance who would help him reduce the guilt and loneliness of this most lonely act of love.

  Gay Talese

  Love, Lonely, Loneliness

  Gay Talese (1981). “Thy neighbor's wife”, Dell Publishing Company

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  Science is the engine of prosperity. But you'd never know it, listening to some of the politicians. They're lawyers and businessmen, not scientists. Lawyers and businessmen massage wealth; they don't create it.

  Michio Kaku

  Listening, Lawyer, Wealth

  Interview with Jason Heller, www.avclub.com. April 9, 2009.

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• Assuming I'm home and don't have an event, I'll have a massage or I'll talk on the phone.

  Donna Karan

  Home, Phones, Events

  "Donna Karan's New Fragrance Is Zen in a Bottle" by Kristina Rodulfo, www.elle.com. September 16, 2016.

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• If anybody knows me, knows that I'm a workhorse, not just on the floor, but psychologically. I meditate a lot, I like to get massages, do yoga. I like to keep a balance.

  Kevin Garnett

  Yoga, Balance, Know Me

  Source: www.businessinsider.com

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• Acupuncturists
  Chiropractors
  Massage Therapists
  Dentists
  and more!

  Shirley MacLaine

  Laughter, Dentist, Therapists

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• I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Self

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• I said, I'll put on weight. And I started having massages, taking cod-liver oil, and eating twice as much. But I didn't even gain an ounce. I'd made up my mind that on the day the engagement was announced I'd be fatter, and I didn't gain an ounce. Then I went to Mussoorie, which is a health resort, and I ignored the doctors' instructions; I invented my own regime and gained weight. Just the opposite of what I'd like now. Now I have the problem of keeping slim. Still I manage. I don't know if you realize I'm a determined woman.

  Indira Gandhi

  Opposites, Oil, Doctors

  Interview With Oriana Fallaci, sangam.org. December 24, 2014.

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• When I was on the U.S. men's indoor team, I was on the road 200 days of the year and sometimes in the worst conditions. We didn't have the food or luxuries we wanted. We didn't have a laundry service. So every night after the match, I soaped up my uniform in the shower. I learned to rely on outside things as little as possible, whether it was music or massage. I just got out of the habit of relying on outside things.

  Karch Kiraly

  Team, Night, Men

  Source: www.stack.com

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• I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.

  Emilia Clarke

  Salt, Baths, Old Fashioned

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• I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favorite style is long, real hair in a dusty blonde-brown color.

  Trey Songz

  Real, Hair, Color

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• If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

  Wanda Sykes

  Couple, Cutting, Trying

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• Imagine if for years your habit is to use the phone when you're having a massage on the bed, even one minute before going out to train? For 25 days I accepted this, because my first priority was to work on the field. However, I've said that from now if someone comes inside with a mobile phone, even in their bag, I'll throw it in the North Sea. They're banned.

  Paolo Di Canio

  Years, Sea, Phones

  "Ketchup off menu for Di Canio's Sunderland". www.foxnews.com. August 17, 2013.

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• Nothing beats a really rough massage. I really hate a man who goes all limp when he's doing a massage. Who needs a soft massage? Just get in there and rub me hard or don't bother.

  Charisma Carpenter

  Hate, Men, Needs

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• People who have various kinds of politics for whom it is congenial for their apriority politics to say yes, things are getting much worse. They are opposed by people who also have a priori politics saying that this is the best of all possible worlds, capitalism is the greatest thing since sliced bread and you're just alarmists and so on and they can massage the data so it fits them.

  Richard Lewontin

  Data, People, World

  Source: www.abc.net.au

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