The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness - to save oneself trouble.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties.
Big doesn't necessarily mean better. Sunflowers aren't better than violets.
You don't have to have fought in a war to love peace.
If you want to live a memorable life, you have to be the kind of person who remembers to remember.
What makes things memorable is that they are meaningful, significant, colorful.
Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
I'll not listen to reason... reason always means what someone else has got to say.
Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Only the poet can look beyond the detail and see the whole picture.
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
People change and forget to tell each other.
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Ronald Reagan was a traditionalist - who purposefully, effectively unleashed innovation and change in himself, in the nation, and in the world. He was a "great communicator" who achieved memorable intimacy with the people everywhere - yet he was often disengaged from his own family.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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