People change and forget to tell each other.
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
From depression to ceiling fans, I've been through it all. I've taken almost every step that life has to offer and invariably I've found several different endings to my Choose Your Own Adventure stories. I've lived, loved, sacrificed and scraped for this existence, this paltry little city state I call my time so far. And by God, I wouldn't change a single frame of this movie.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Teaching was the hardest work I had ever done, and it remains the hardest work I have done to date.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
My heart is like a singing bird.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Dr. Lourie's determined and compassionate advocacy led to new and improved services for thousands of children and families across the nation... the Lourie Center has rededicated itself institutionally to continuing his important work.
The Lourie Center...is a national pioneer in developing and applying early intervention techniques to diagnose and treat emotional and developmental problems in young children.
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