I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
Wake up and smell the coffee.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
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