Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.
I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
There is no room in your mind for negative thoughts.
I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people's expectations. You should live your own life and live up to your own expectations, and those are the only things I really care about it.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
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