The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I'm a very intense person. When I go after something, I want to go after it with everything I have. I want to push myself to the edge.
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
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