Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
The expert knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
The Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
The most dangerous thing in the world is to have no purpose.
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