Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
The expert knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.
The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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