My Girlfriend Quotes - Page 2

• I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!

  Niall Horan

  Girlfriend, Home, Walks

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• You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

  Rachel Caine

  Girlfriend, Broken, Tree

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• My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.

  Elliott Smith

  Song, Girlfriend, Records

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• It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.

  Lori Loughlin

  Fashion, Girlfriend, Thinking

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• I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

  Doug Benson

  Girlfriend, Lying, Men

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• Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Baby, Girlfriend, Home

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• I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

  James Floyd

  Girlfriend, Praying Mantis, Female

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• I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Hate, Night

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• My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Sex, Believe

  Twitter post from Sep 27, 2010

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• I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.

  Jon Hamm

  Mother, Girlfriend, Years

  "'People really needed convincing that they wanted me'". Interview With Chrissy Iley, www.theguardian.com. April 27, 2008.

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• And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?

  Barry Lyga

  Girlfriend, Cutting, Cpr

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• When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.

  Kim Raver

  Daughter, Girlfriend, Boys

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• I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.

  Gina Gershon

  Love, Funny, Girlfriend

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• My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

  Robbie Amell

  Girlfriend, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

  Cynthia Nixon

  Girlfriend, Work, Demand

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• 'You claim to be the man, you want me for a lover,
  So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and my mother?'
  I said, 'You're very blunt,' with quickness to the cue,
  'So whassup with your mother, does she look as good as you?'

  Dres

  Mother, Girlfriend, Rap

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• My girlfriend has been the ice.

  Apolo Ohno

  Girlfriend, Ice, Has Beens

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• When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

  Yasmine Bleeth

  Girl, Fun, Boys

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• I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.

  Reese Witherspoon

  Friendship, Girlfriend, Done

  "Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Her Friendship with A-Listers Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore". www.intouchweekly.com. February 5, 2014.

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• I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows.

  Ashley Tisdale

  Girlfriend, Mean, Reality

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• I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, you're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or something. And I eventually went and got a, you know, somewhat of a name for myself and a little bit of a following.

  Jill Scott

  Girlfriend, Reading, Names

  "Jill Scott: Act The Part". "All Things Considered" with Laura Sullivan, www.npr.org. June 18, 2011.

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• I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Reading, Thinking

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• Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Night, Thinking

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• I love perfumes. Every morning when my girlfriend and I come down to the courtyard in our block of flats we're assailed by the most delicious scent - jasmine round a doorway. It almost makes me swoon.

  Alan Rickman

  Girlfriend, Morning, Block

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• I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Girlfriend, Father

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