My Girlfriend Quotes - Page 3

• My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

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• I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Reading, Thinking

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• I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, you're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or something. And I eventually went and got a, you know, somewhat of a name for myself and a little bit of a following.

  Jill Scott

  Girlfriend, Reading, Names

  "Jill Scott: Act The Part". "All Things Considered" with Laura Sullivan, www.npr.org. June 18, 2011.

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• I am a serial monogamist of sorts, and have been with my girlfriend for almost four years. In imagining my brain back to worlds where I might be around someone other sexed in that way and not know them that well, speaking out loud almost seems like requiring of demon language, or money spurting.

  Blake Butler

  Girlfriend, Years, Brain

  Source: www.raintaxi.com

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• The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there. I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without.

  Jack Antonoff

  Girlfriend, People, Parent

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• I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.

  Reese Witherspoon

  Friendship, Girlfriend, Done

  "Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Her Friendship with A-Listers Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore". www.intouchweekly.com. February 5, 2014.

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• I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

  Doug Benson

  Girlfriend, Lying, Men

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• Growing up, me and my brother, we were kind of exact opposites. We were completely yin and yang. He was more rough and tumble, and I just wanted to play with my girlfriends.

  Candis Cayne

  Girlfriend, Brother, Growing Up

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• 'You claim to be the man, you want me for a lover,
  So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and my mother?'
  I said, 'You're very blunt,' with quickness to the cue,
  'So whassup with your mother, does she look as good as you?'

  Dres

  Mother, Girlfriend, Rap

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• I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.

  Gina Gershon

  Love, Funny, Girlfriend

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• I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

  James Floyd

  Girlfriend, Praying Mantis, Female

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• I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows.

  Ashley Tisdale

  Girlfriend, Mean, Reality

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• I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

  Orlando Bloom

  Girlfriend, Dating, Hopeless Romantic

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• Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan.

  Jaime Pressly

  Girlfriend, Gymnastics, Bronze Medal

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that.

  John Legend

  Girlfriend, Giving, Giver

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• I have a reputation for being cold and aloof, but I'm so not that woman. I'm passionate. I love my girls, being with my girlfriends, getting involved with issues that affect other women and children who are suffering.

  Annie Lennox

  Girl, Children, Issues

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• My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and — oh, yeah — head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

  Rick Riordan

  Girlfriend, Honor, Olympus

  "The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)". Book by Rick Riordan, August 14, 2012.

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• I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

  Gilbert Gottfried

  Girlfriend, Floating, Splits

  "Gilbert Gottfried Fired As Aflac Duck After Japanese Tsunami Tweets". www.huffingtonpost.com. March 14, 2011.

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• I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'

  Isla Fisher

  Girlfriend, Waxing, Energy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks." Sabine said. "Let's never again use the phrase 'bang them together' in reference to my brother and my girlfriend," Tod mumbled.

  Rachel Vincent

  Girlfriend, Brother, Fire

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• I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.

  Gena Showalter

  Girlfriend, Gay, Animal

  Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.253, Harlequin

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• His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your friends." But Hale was shaking his head. He put his arm around Kat's shoulders. "She's not my friend, Dad. She's my girlfriend." Hale's parents must have walked away, but Kat wasn't looking. She was too busy staring up at Hale, trying to see into his eyes and know if he was okay. The sadness that had lingered for weeks was fading, and the boy that held her was the boy she knew. A boy who kissed her lightly.

  Ally Carter

  Mother, Girlfriend, Fun

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• My aim is to understand love. I know how alive I felt when I was in love, and I know that everything I have now, however interesting it might seem, doesn't really excite me.
  But love is a terrible thing: I've seen my girlfriends suffer and I don't want the same thing to happen to me. [...] Although my aim is to understand love, and although I suffer to think of people to whom I gave my heart, I see that those who touched my heart failed to arouse my body, and that those who aroused my body failed to touch my heart.

  Paulo Coelho

  Life, Girlfriend, Heart

  "Eleven Minutes". Book by Paulo Coelho, 2003.

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• In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her.

  Michael Rapaport

  Girlfriend, Three, Reason Why

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• And then it was between Shane and Claire on who retreated first. "Uou go," he said. "Why?" Shane and Pete exchangedblooks. "Seriously?" Pete asked. "Yeah, she's like that," Shane said, and turned to her. "Because you're my girlfriend, and I'm not going unti; I know you're safe. How's that?

  Rachel Caine

  Girlfriend, Safe, Firsts

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