My Girlfriend Quotes

• When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

  Steven Wright

  Good Morning, Girlfriend, Mistake

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• My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

  Jay London

  Girlfriend, Personality, Fit

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• I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.

  Adam Levine

  Girlfriend, Models

  "Inside Adam Levine's Private Life". Interview With Mickey Rapkin, www.elle.com. November 10, 2011.

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• When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

  Nora Ephron

  Love, Life, Relationship

  Nora Ephron (2011). “When Harry Met Sally. . .”, p.97, Knopf

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• We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

  Sam Keen

  Love, Friendship, Anniversary

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• You are the best thing that's ever been mine.

  Taylor Swift

  I Love You, Cute Love, Anniversary

  Song: Mine, Album: Speak Now, 2010

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  I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Mad

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• Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

  Joe Rogan

  Girlfriend, Trying, Path

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• I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

  Hugh Hefner

  Girlfriend, Years, Dating

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• My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

  Twitter post from Nov 14, 2009

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• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

  Emo Philips

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Eye

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• I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

  Charlie Simpson

  Girlfriend, Hurt, Bits

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• I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.

  Reese Witherspoon

  Friendship, Girlfriend, Done

  "Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Her Friendship with A-Listers Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore". www.intouchweekly.com. February 5, 2014.

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• Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Night, Thinking

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• I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Reading, Thinking

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• I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, you're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or something. And I eventually went and got a, you know, somewhat of a name for myself and a little bit of a following.

  Jill Scott

  Girlfriend, Reading, Names

  "Jill Scott: Act The Part". "All Things Considered" with Laura Sullivan, www.npr.org. June 18, 2011.

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• I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows.

  Ashley Tisdale

  Girlfriend, Mean, Reality

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• I love perfumes. Every morning when my girlfriend and I come down to the courtyard in our block of flats we're assailed by the most delicious scent - jasmine round a doorway. It almost makes me swoon.

  Alan Rickman

  Girlfriend, Morning, Block

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• I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Girlfriend, Father

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• My girlfriend has been the ice.

  Apolo Ohno

  Girlfriend, Ice, Has Beens

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• My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

  Cynthia Nixon

  Girlfriend, Work, Demand

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• Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It's like my girlfriend in a lot of ways. We fight. We have a relationship, and she gets me up every morning. I'm inspired by it, and I want to one day be really good at it and see what we can do together.

  Eddie Cahill

  Girlfriend, Morning, Fighting

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• We all have our tastes and our type... [But] for me to say 'You're beautiful', I can only say that to my girlfriend. The word 'beautiful' has such a different caliber than any other word out there, like sexy, hot, cute.

  Kellan Lutz

  Cute, Beautiful, Sexy

  "Exclusive Twilight Interview: Rob, Kellan, and Jackson". Slide 16, www.seventeen.com. June 09, 2009.

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• It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.

  Lori Loughlin

  Fashion, Girlfriend, Thinking

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• And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?

  Barry Lyga

  Girlfriend, Cutting, Cpr

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