Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.
Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Birth is about making mothers... strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Life is always rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.
Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
All the time we wondered and wondered, who is this person coming/growing/turning/floating/swimming deep, deep inside.
Keep busy while you are waiting for something to happen.
Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.
It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.
Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
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