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• Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

  Janet Evanovich

  Accounts

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• Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.

  Christine Feehan

  Funny, Uplifting, Pregnancy

  Christine Feehan (2012). “Christine Feehan Ghostwalkers Novels 6-9”, p.1230, Penguin

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• Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

  Jessica Simpson

  Mom, Mother, Giving Up

  "Motherhood Quotes from the Pages of ELLE". www.elle.com. May 11, 2012.

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• Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.

  Wernher von Braun

  Baby, Science, Nine

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• Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before.

  Ellen Greene

  Inspirational, Mother, Baby

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• I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size.

  Heidi Klum

  Beautiful, Size, Normal

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• Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Dog, Pregnancy, Years

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• Also, this is what a pregnant Busy Philipps does in her free time, I'm taking master fondant cake decorating class with Anna from 'Ace of Cakes' at Duff's Charm City Cakes. It's, like, 4 three-hour classes.

  Busy Philipps

  Cake, Class, Cities

  "Busy Philipps: Reality Show Wunderkind". Interview with Jarett Wieselman, www.etonline.com. January 22, 2013.

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• When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

  Amy Poehler

  Giants, Comedy, Sombreros

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• When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'

  Natalie Portman

  Mom, Teacher, Husband

  "The Late Show with David Letterman", www.oocities.org. November 24, 1994.

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• Art is to be admired rather than explained. The jargon of these sculptors is beyond me. I do not precisely know why I admire a green granite, female, apparently pregnant monster with one eye going around a square corner.

  Ezra Pound

  Pregnancy, Eye, Squares

  "Ezra Pound and the Visual Arts".

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• I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not.

  Robin Wright

  Pregnancy, Example

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• Low-income people, racial or ethnic minorities, pregnant women, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas - they all have a much harder time accessing a dentist than other groups of Americans.

  Bernie Sanders

  Senior, People, Special

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A lot of the girls I grew up with were pregnant by the time they were 16. I just was lucky.

  Jill Scott

  Girl, Lucky, Grew Up

  "I'm a little wounded, but I feel my mojo and I like it". Interview with David Peschek, www.theguardian.com. November 20, 2007.

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• It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant.

  Mikael Samuelsson

  Hockey, Nhl

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• One of the most exiting things about being pregnant is that I just am accepting the complete unknown; it's a complete mystery and miracle.

  Natalie Portman

  Motherhood, Miracle, Mystery

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• I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.

  Nicole Kidman

  Funny, Baby, Two

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• The pregnant quarry teem'd with human form.

  Oliver Goldsmith

  Life, Form, Quarry

  Oliver Goldsmith (1854). “The works of Oliver Goldsmith. 1: Poetical works; Dramas; The vicar of Wakefield”, p.10

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• ~I got pregnant, and I was like, 'Oh God, it worked! Oh no!' Chris [Ivery, her husband] and I were super happy, then I got terrified! Will I know how to do everything right? Of course, nobody does everything right, but as long as your baby is the priority, that's the best you can do.~

  Ellen Pompeo

  Baby, Husband, Parenting

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• How did you hear about that?' 'Are you kidding me? So far, I had that runt Kyle-' 'I hate him. I hate all vamps. That complete toad, Michael-' '-tell me you were pregnant by a vamp-' 'kidnnaped me and-Kyle said WHAT?' 'and then a member of the Domi shows up and informs me-' 'The Domi sent someone HERE?' '-that you're actually pregnant by the late king of the Fey.' 'Late?!' Heidar squeaked.

  Karen Chance

  Kings, Hate, Fey

  Karen Chance (2008). “Midnight's Daughter”, p.278, Penguin UK

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• Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

  Wanda Sykes

  Jobs, Exercise, Doctors

  Wanda Sykes (2004). “Yeah, I Said It”, p.21, Simon and Schuster

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• True emptiness is not empty, but contains all things. The mysterious and pregnant void creates and reflects all possibilities. From it arises our individuality, which can be discovered and developed, although never possessed or fixed.

  Jack Kornfield

  Individuality, Void, Emptiness

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• For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Baby, People, Analogies

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• In 1971, Bossier City, Louisiana, there was a teenage girl who was pregnant with her second child. She was a high school dropout and a single mom, but somehow she managed to make a better life for herself and her children. She encouraged her kids to be creative, to work hard and to do something special. That girl is my mother and she's here tonight. And I just want to say, I love you, Mom. Thank you for teaching me to dream.

  Jared Leto

  Inspiring, Girl, Mom

  "The 10 most powerful celebrity speeches of 2014" by Leanne Bayley, www.glamourmagazine.co.uk. September 26, 2014.

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• Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place.

  Charles de Lint

  Lying, One Day, Rabbits

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