I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.
Keep busy while you are waiting for something to happen.
I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
Life is always rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.
When I was pregnant, I had the romantic idea that after the baby was born I would not only take up reading in earnest again, but also write a novel while my daughter slept in her Moses basket. Of course, I barely had time to keep up with my magazines until she started sleeping properly.
When I found out I was pregnant, my mother said, 'Dont separate your life, the life that youre going to make with this child, from the things that you are and what you want to do.'
When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I'd ever felt before.
Finding out I was pregnant was one of the most joyous moments in my life. I will never forget it.
We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.
I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I would have to go to 50 different places just to get my house and my kid clean.
I always think, look at how people were before they were pregnant. If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again.
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