Romney Quotes - Page 5

• Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just saying he was born on a Mormon compound. I'm not a 'Wifer' but for some reason he's never shown his original marriage certificate.

  Bill Maher

  Believe, Wife, Just Saying

  "Bill Maher Mocks Birthers With Mitt Romney ‘Wifer’ Controversy". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 26, 2012.

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• Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Wife, Car

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• Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said, 'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his Etch-A-Sketch went, seriously?

  Bill Maher

  Borders, Etch A Sketch, Pakistan

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• Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and HE changed colors.

  Bill Maher

  Zoos, Mistake, Color

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• We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this guy wants to be president so he has a place to live while he's remodeling his beach house. ... I'm not worried that this guy is out of touch. I'm worried he's Batman. I could see Mitt as Batman. He hears about a robbery, he changes into the magic underwear, he rushes to the crime scene, and he helps the crooks manage their new money.

  Bill Maher

  Beach, Car, House

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• That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car.

  Bill Maher

  Home, Wife, Car

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• Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you are birth control.

  Bill Maher

  America, Guy, Needs

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• I would just say that if Governor Romney would like to give back all the money he’s earned from bankrupting companies and laying off employees over his years at Bain that I would be glad to then listen to him. I’ll bet you $10, not $10,000, that he won’t take the offer.

  Newt Gingrich

  Years, Giving, Would Be

  "How you know Newt had a bad week". www.salon.com. December 16, 2011.

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• The thinking person's case for Romney, murmured by many of his backers, amounts to this: Vote for Mitt, you know he doesn't believe a word he says.

  Ross Douthat

  Believe, Thinking, Vote

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• As more Americans meet Mitt Romney, I think they'll see beyond the handsome exterior and see not just a good salesman, but a thoughtful (and, yes, conservative) leader.

  Kathryn Jean Lopez

  Thoughtful, Thinking, Leader

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• Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.'

  John F. Kerry

  Alaska, Russia, Rocky Iv

  "Kerry's 5 scathing Romney attacks" by Kevin Cirilli, www.politico.com. September 6, 2012.

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• Hurricane Sandy interrupted Mr. Romney’s momentum and allowed Mr. Obama to look presidential and bipartisan.

  Karl Rove

  Presidential, Momentum, Looks

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• I'm saying there is no way that I will do this, because it's really not me. I know my strengths, and governor Romney needs to find someone who wants to run with him. There are many people who will do it very, very well, and I'll support the ticket.

  Condoleezza Rice

  Running, People, Support

  "CNN Newsroom" with Suzanne Malveaux, www.cnn.com. July 13, 2012.

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• The Republican Party has moved so far to the right, you can't recognize Mitt Romney. What Mitt Romney will appear in October? Mitt Romney has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen.

  Arlen Specter

  Queens, Party, October

  "Specter makes X-rated Romney joke" by Tim Mak, www.politico.com. March 28, 2012.

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• After 25 years in business, Mitt Romney understands how jobs come and go, and what we need to do to get our economy back on track.

  Thomas G. Stemberg

  Jobs, Years, Track

  "US politics live blog: Obama meets Iraqi PM; GOP rivals trade blows" by Richards Adams, www.theguardian.com. December 12, 2011.

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• He [Mitt Romney] didn't pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain, but obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?

  Harry Reid

  Years, Looks, Pay

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• The irony is that we've seen this model work really well in Massachusetts because Gov. Romney did a good thing, working with Democrats in the state to set up what is essentially the identical model and, as a consequence, people are covered there. It hasn't destroyed jobs. And as a consequence, we now have a system in which we have the opportunity to start bringing down costs as opposed to just leaving millions of people out in the cold." "Gov. Romney said this has to be done on a bipartisan basis

  Barack Obama

  Jobs, Opportunity, People

  "The First presidential debate between President Obama and Republican nominee Mitt Romney, in Denver". www.npr.org. October 3, 2012.

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• There will be that zip-a-dee-doo-dah after the nominee is chosen. I guarantee there will be that enthusiasm. But to be brutally honest, with all due respect to governor Romney, who is obviously the frontrunner... hes not garnering a lot of that enthusiasm right now.

  Sarah Palin

  Enthusiasm, Zips, Guarantees

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• Governor Romney is a good debater.

  Jim Talent

  Governors, Governor Romney

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• Mitt Romney is the guy who said corporations are people. No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people.

  Elizabeth Warren

  People, Guy, Corporations

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• What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying 'Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that's what I'm hearing.' Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.

  Barack Obama

  Running, Country, Stupid

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• If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

  Ted Strickland

  Fire, Santa, Reindeer

  FaceBook post by Ted Strickland from Sep 05, 2012

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• But I think there are some who believe they are actually protecting women, you know, and that it is better for women to be taken care of. I think women want to take care of themselves, and I think having a voice in how that is done is very important. And frankly, I don’t understand — I mean, I’m obviously a card-carrying Democrat — but I can’t understand why any woman would want to vote for Mitt Romney, except maybe Mrs. Romney.

  Madeleine Albright

  Taken, Believe, Mean

  "Madeleine Albright: ‘I Can’t Understand Why Any Woman Would Want To Vote For Mitt Romney’". Interview, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 3, 2012.

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• There are many reasons why Mitt Romney should not become president, but perhaps the most important of all is the narrowness of his experience, perspective and vision.

  Charles Schumer

  Perspective, Vision, Important

  Chuck Schumer's Speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 5, 2012.

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• Women in America... cannot trust Mitt Romney to protect our health.

  Nancy Keenan

  America, Protect

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