Screws Quotes - Page 18

• If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

  Molly Harper

  Dog, Hurt, Book

  Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.254, Simon and Schuster

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• The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up.

  Seth Godin

  Screw Ups, Way, Fool

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• Without writing, what would I have become? Nothing. In China the individual used to be treated as a screw or a small cog in the revolutionary machine. I wanted to be a human being with a voice.

  Ha Jin

  Writing, Voice, Cogs

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• I can keep picking small fights, or brave the big one. Time to screw my courage. Or go down trying.

  Gayle Forman

  Inspiration, Fighting, Brave

  FaceBook post by Gayle Forman from Mar 06, 2015

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• So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track.

  Ed Helms

  Long, Track, Desire

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• You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

  Cameron Diaz

  Screw You

  "Fictional character: Carly Whitten". "The Other Woman", www.imdb.com. 2014.

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• I've learned so much from being a mom about the kind of person I want to be, the kind of woman I want to be. Motherhood has taught me mindfulness. If you just parent on instinct, you'll screw your kid up for life. You have to be so mindful.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Mom, Kids, Motherhood

  "Gwyneth Lets Her Guard Down". Interview with David Hochman, www.goodhousekeeping.com. January 4, 2011.

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• No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you're gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can't do parenting right.

  Alan Arkin

  Book, Reading, Intuition

  "Alan Arkin: Random Advice from an Older Gentleman". www.esquire.com. January 31, 2013.

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• We should conceive of ourselves not as rulers of Earth, but as highly powerful, conscious stewards: The Earth is given to us in trust, and we can screw it up or make it work well and sustainably.

  Kim Stanley

  Powerful, Earth, Conscious

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• Save the gerund and screw the whale.

  Tom Stoppard

  Writing, Editing, Whales

  Tom Stoppard (2014). “The Real Thing”, p.12, Faber & Faber

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• I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.

  Susan Powter

  Hiking, Mountain, India

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• The work ... was ... so blinding that I could scarcely see afterwards, and the difficulty was increased by the fact that my microscope was almost worn out, the screws being rusted with sweat from my hands and forehead, and my only remaining eye-piece being cracked... Fortunately invaluable oil-imraersion object-glass remained good.

  Ronald Ross

  Eye, Glasses, Hands

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• You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Risk, Screw Ups, Guts

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• Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.

  Colley Cibber

  Good Man, Screw You, Compass

  Colley Cibber, Charles Bathurst (1777). “Love's last shift; Woman's wit; Love makes a man; She would and she would not”, p.49

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• Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.

  Al Neuharth

  Inspirational, Tired, Sleep

  Al Neuharth (1992). “Confessions of an S.O.B.”, Signet

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• It's very rare in our lives that we're like "Ooh, I'm going to really screw this family up." You just don't. You work from a place of need, like I want to finish this movie or I want to feel loved at that moment or I need empathy right now. And then, you do things that are questionable.

  Ry Russo-Young

  Empathy, Needs, Want

  Source: collider.com

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• When people screw up, give them a second chance.

  Richard Branson

  Second Chance, People, Giving

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• The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings and loans? Not enough savings, too many stupid loans, okay In fact, they changed their name from WaMu to 'screw you.'

  Jay Leno

  Stupid, Names, Facts

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• It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So what are they telling us? Follow me guys. Remember, a couple of months ago, doctors said drinking a glass of alcohol every day was good for your heart. Smoking prevents Parkinson's disease. Marijuana is good for glaucoma. Sex is good for your prostate. You know, screw health care. Let's party!

  Jay Leno

  Sex, Couple, Party

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• Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.

  Bill Maher

  Guy, Like You, Type

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• It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up.

  Laszlo Nemes

  Screw Ups, Want, Depiction

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• I'm easy with employees. I make sure they get credit for their work. Naturally, sometimes a guy will screw up, and I'll have to apply some "retraining."

  Connie Kalitta

  Guy, Screw Ups, Credit

  Source: blog.caranddriver.com

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• I don't necessarily notice too much of a change in the sense of the kind of matches that I have in say a Los Angeles as opposed to a New York City. The big difference that I notice, and this is what all love as New York city and Philadelphia has treated me fantastically, but man, you cannot screw up in Philadelphia and New York.

  Adam Cole

  New York, Men, Cities

  Source: 411mania.com

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• When you screw up, you got to pay the price. Shoot up a supermarket, you go to jail. Ride a motorcycle without a helmet, permanent brain damage and in California you're getting a ticket. Too chatty on a date with my dad, well, he'll push you in front of a cross town bus. Of course, you know, I'm speaking metaphorically. My dad will push you in front of any bus.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Pay The Price, California

  "Titus / Three Strikes". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• You don't need a marriage license to live with someone, to have the security of a home, to rear any number of children, to have years of companionship; it's not illegal, but the moment you want to screw somebody, you have to get a license from the state to use your genital organs -or run the risk of being charged with any number of crimes carrying sentences up to and including death. So sex is really the only sensible reason for getting married.

  Madalyn Murray O'Hair

  Running, Sex, Children

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